Vampiress Loves Cupcakes

Cups and Cakes. Fangs and Chains. Truth and Pain.

If you’re going to be outgoing and happy in the morning at least have the decency to kill yourself.

Jim Gaffigan (via theories-of)

fruit-loop-vegan:

Deviled Avocado. Spicy Curry Sauce. Cado-Crunch Salad.

BY KATHY (lunchboxbunch)
vegan, makes 4 avocado halves

2 avocados, scooped (rinse skin well before using)
1/2 lemon - squeeze over top scooped avocados to prevent browning
additional hemp seeds

Avocado Crunch Salad:
4 scooped avocado centers (about 1 1/2 cups mashed avocado)
1 small apple, diced (about 1/2 cup)
1/4 cup sweet onion, chopped
1 Tbsp organic raisins or chopped dates
1-2 Tbsp raw hemp seeds
3 Tbsp fresh lemon juice
1/8 tsp fine black pepper
note: you can get creative with this salad by adding in more veggies, beans, nuts and other seeds … creativity encouraged.

Bold Spicy Sweet Curry Sauce:
1 Tbsp maple syrup (grade B)
1 Tbsp tahini
1 tsp hot curry powder (or muchi curry)
2 tsp lemon juice
a few dashes cayenne for extra heat 
**add a bit less maple syrup if you do not like your sauce too sweet.

Directions:

1. Rinse your avocados well under cold water. Dry.
2. Slice avocados into halves, remove pits.
3. Scoop avocado flesh. Add to small bowl and drench leftover avocado bowls in lemon juice.
4. Add all the crunch salad ingredients to your small bowl and start mashing and folding the salad until a thick avocado salad forms. Set aside.
5. Whip together your curry sauce in a small bowl. Place in the fridge a few minutes to firm up a bit for best drizzling.
6. Add avocado crunch salad to scooped avocado shells. Pile it high.
7. Drizzle curry sauce over top. Add hemp seeds over top and some more fine black pepper. Optional: drizzle of EVOO for extra richness.

Serve! Note: These actually store in the fridge pretty well for up to a day. Just cover well and drench outside of stuffed avocados in lemon juice to prevent browning.

O M G. drool.

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*** make sure you put a baking pan/cookie sheet under the upside cupcake/muffin pans so you don’t cause a fire if the oil hits bottom of oven. This is very important. A fire can easily be caused if you don’t do this

Yeah. Get in my belly.

ghoulnextdoor:

Illustration by Virgil Finlay for Serapion by Francis Stevens 
Dreamed I was being ganged up on and bullied by a group of people who were supposedly my friends, although I don’t think I actually knew a single one of them. 
We were the home I grew up in as a child, but as usual, none of the light switches worked and so I had to endure the indignities in darkness.

ghoulnextdoor:

Illustration by Virgil Finlay for Serapion by Francis Stevens 

Dreamed I was being ganged up on and bullied by a group of people who were supposedly my friends, although I don’t think I actually knew a single one of them. 

We were the home I grew up in as a child, but as usual, none of the light switches worked and so I had to endure the indignities in darkness.